Daily News Quick Wind Up
Nice to see that violent people on curfew are allowed out to murder innocent shoppers, whilst I expect a lorry driver who stabbed a punch of pikeys robbing his truck will no doubt spend the rest of his life in jail.
On the lighter side, cigarette vending machines are to be banned in Scotland, presumably in case it makes the heroin addled drunken wife beaters more unhealthy than they already are (personally speaking, life expectancy can’t be short enough in Glasgow) and clubbing seems to be all the rage in the Hebrides
Our Welsh cousins are still doing what they do best, that is helping themselves to as many welfare benefits as they can lay their hairy palms on and raping children and the Northern Irish have a remarkable day in that no one was eaten, set alight or exploded.
All courtesy of Pravda
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