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2 bed flat in Maidstone for rent on Ebay

Posted on May 5, 2009February 6, 2025 by admin

Greetings paupers!
I am renting out my “main residence”, a lovely two bedroom flat in Maidstone facing Mecca (or so I am told) because I have managed to get a beautiful 4 bed house in Wapping, East London, (just 8 minutes from work!) which belongs to a housing association and has a very low rent for poor people.(I am actually very rich and a Baroness but don’t tell anyone ;)).

Goodness Gracious me, the flat is completely unfurnished and covered in dust, has no fixtures or fittings at all and has never been lived in but has proved to be very very lucky for me, oh yes. I managed to claim £100,000 of your English pounds just by putting the address on a bit of paper and showing it to my employer! Maybe you too could have the same luck and good fortune too!
Anyway, rent will be paid by the tradional method of Parliament ( a brown paper bag, delivered by naked Balinese maidens to a secret address, hush, hush) and I expect you to impersonate me (fat, obnoxious, thieving, over opinionated sari wearing Labour femo-monster) if you should ever bump into a neighbour or nosey member of the public. It is none of their business how I spend their money is it?

No hanky panky allowed, no pork products, no DHSS or pets.

Contact details for questions:

Address:
Baroness Uddin of Bethnal Green, innit
House of Lords

London
SW1A 0PW
United Kingdom
Email Address:dewanj@parliament.uk
Office Telephone:
020 7219 8506
Office Fax:
020 7219 8602
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