Goodness Gracious me, the flat is completely unfurnished and covered in dust, has no fixtures or fittings at all and has never been lived in but has proved to be very very lucky for me, oh yes. I managed to claim £100,000 of your English pounds just by putting the address on a bit of paper and showing it to my employer! Maybe you too could have the same luck and good fortune too!
Anyway, rent will be paid by the tradional method of Parliament ( a brown paper bag, delivered by naked Balinese maidens to a secret address, hush, hush) and I expect you to impersonate me (fat, obnoxious, thieving, over opinionated sari wearing Labour femo-monster) if you should ever bump into a neighbour or nosey member of the public. It is none of their business how I spend their money is it?
No hanky panky allowed, no pork products, no DHSS or pets.
Contact details for questions:
Address:
Baroness Uddin of Bethnal Green, innit
House of Lords
Email Address:dewanj@parliament.uk
Office Telephone:
020 7219 8506
Office Fax:
020 7219 8602